Save Water, Lick a Pussy (Cat)

I hate stories about people's kids. So I promise, when I tell a story about a kid in a non-mocking tone, it's worth it:

While babysitting my cousin, he decided to pet his cat Sunshine as she groomed herself, clearly annoying the cat and messing up its freshly licked fur. "Matty, when the kitty licks itself, it wants to be clean. It licks itself the way we shower or take a bath." Without missing a beat, he picks up the cat, licks its head, puts it down and says, "I don't feel clean!"